THC range is the middle half of 212 public lab tests of Hippie Crippler flower (2020–2021). Source: Cannlytics lab results, CC BY 4.0.
Hippie Crippler is a hybrid bred from AK-47 and Blue Satellite. Reviews most often mention feeling happy, energetic and uplifted.
Across 212 public lab tests of Hippie Crippler flower between 2020 and 2021, the median result was 17.3% total THC, with half of all samples falling between 15.4% and 19.3%. CBD is typically negligible (under 0.5%). That is in line with most flower on dispensary shelves. Potency varies by grower and batch, so always check the label.
In lab tests its dominant terpene is myrcene, followed by pinene and caryophyllene. Myrcene is known for earthy, musky notes with a ripe-fruit edge, while pinene adds sharp, fresh pine. Total terpene content measured a median of 1.1%. On the palate, people pick out pine, tobacco and sweet.
Beyond feeling happy, reviewers also mention feeling giggly and creative. Some consumers say they reach for it when dealing with stress, anxiety and depression. The side effects mentioned most are dry mouth, dry eyes and headaches. These are personal reports, not medical advice.
Parents: AK-47 and Blue Satellite.
Median share of flower weight in lab tests.
Matched on reported effects, terpenes and type.