THC range is the middle half of 32 public lab tests of False Teeth flower (2020–2022). Source: Cannlytics lab results, CC BY 4.0.
False Teeth is a hybrid strain that comes from a cross of Platinum Cookies with Granddaddy Purple. People who try it most often describe feeling tingly, relaxed and focused.
Public lab results give a good picture of its strength: 32 flower samples tested between 2020 and 2022 came in at a median of 19.3% total THC (the middle half ranged from 16.9% to 20.9%). That is in line with most flower on dispensary shelves. Potency varies by grower and batch, so always check the label.
Its reported terpene profile is led by myrcene, with caryophyllene and limonene. Myrcene is known for earthy, musky notes with a ripe-fruit edge, while caryophyllene adds black pepper and warm spice. Consumers most often describe the flavour as grape, plum and violet.
Beyond feeling tingly, reviewers also mention feeling uplifted and creative. Some consumers say they reach for it when dealing with stress, depression and anxiety. The side effects mentioned most are dizziness, anxiety and paranoia. These are personal reports, not medical advice.
Parents: Platinum Cookies and Granddaddy Purple.
Relative strength as reported by consumers.
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